Kenny Rogers SUCKS his thumb

the saint louise cards went to tiger land
they took the first game from a bunch of kitties

kenny "the thumb" rodgers had a smudge
on the palm end of his opposed digit

just like the smudge that was there
in the other post season game with the yanks

he made a lame excuse about rosin
and dirt and this and that

nobody cared, cheating is understood
in a game where we steal bases

"if you aren't cheating
you aren't trying", somebody said

but what about those other seven innings
without that smudge of pine tar?

heck, shaving cream and other things
are invisible to the searching camera

and when it comes to red lights, taxes and baseball
cheating might just be americas modern pastime